Let's keep this one! Steven Quincy Urkel: [Grabs a blanket and a pillow and heads to the bathroom only to rush back out seconds later] No! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I couldn't even go in. And even then I knew it wasn't right. I've decided to retire from the theatre arts department. They help move along our sentences. Harriette Winslow: Oh no no no. [finds a note hanging on the door] Oh my God. Waldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? Steve Urkel: [on the stage of the strip club] Stop the music! Steve Urkel: What? *You're* gonna sleep in the bathtub! Now you sleep tighty-tighy with all your mighty-might. Maxine Johnson: Was there a line to get your pictures taken when you guys walked in? I'll teach that. Cassie Lynn: But, it's a lie! Steve Urkel: Could. Harriette Winslow: Carl I am not a weak, wimpy woman whose afraida to speak her mind. Waldo: Excuse me, but I don't wanna hear about a bug's sex life. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No, I *am* a serious little nerd. Why, how low can you get? Rachel Crawford: Steve? You're wrong, the maitre'd gave me a two for one coupon. How did you know? Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: [Unstraps his gloves] Sir, not only have you harrassed and insulted me, but you have sullied the reputation of my lady love. Gosh I bet that's never happened before. Curtis: My whole family is flying out to Washington for the funeral, Laura: Can you wait a day, of course you can't. [plugs the cord into the socket]. A bee to a blossom. Eddie: Man, I don't have time to study. Laura Lee Winslow: That you'll never go into outer space again. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, suppose I arrange for you to meet Johnny Gill personally. Carl Otis Winslow: Alright Harriette, you were a liiiiiiiittle abrasive tonight. Your baby shoes, your grandmother's denchers, fish jam; and I didn't get a thing for you. Steve Urkel: Oh, Laura, my love. Laura: What you did for me tonight was really special. Waldo, you may go now. And OOHHH, and him! I will not give you a lock of my hair. You got the whole family off on the wrong foot. Inside this scrawny chest, there beats a heart. Laura: [Curtis is about to break bad news to Laura] Curtis! Judy Winslow: Um so Grandma are you gonna be a June bride? "I heard you are looking for a stud. OGD now knows the police aren't enemies]. Carl Otis Winslow: Out for a walk around the block. Rodney Beckett: Steve, come on outside. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Oh, no buts! He just told you to get lost. Clarence: [walking into the Winslow house] Well if it ain't the Partridge family. Harriette: Come on, sweetie, let's get you home and then I can put some antiseptic on those cuts. You would win the gold. I wish I'd never done it. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [He walks towards Eddie and pulls out a folded flyer he took out of his pant pocket. Steve Urkel: [panicked] um perhaps you mean "biosphere"? Laura Lee Winslow: [Faces Ty] Steve is my brother? At the airport he picked up 6 bags. If you have something to say, just spit it out. Now let me get this straight, you dented the car. Harriette Winslow: And you agree with me? All kids 7 and up go to Eddie's room and play Nintendo. Harriette Winslow: So Oona how are things in Altoona? Let's just hope we can rub off on him before he rubs off on 3J. Harriette Winslow, Carl Otis Winslow, Laura Lee Winslow, Rachel Crawford, Estelle 'Mother' Winslow, Judy Winslow, Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [in the rap video] We are a family, we share all we got and that's easy to see, cuz we are a family! Would you like that? Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Steve Urkel: We met once. Carl Otis Winslow: [fishing for the catch of a party Eddie wants to go to] Are his parents going to be there? Robber: [holding up the convenience store where Carl, Steve, and Urkelbot are undercover, threatening Carl with a gun] You! Richie Crawford: I can break all this stuff. Harriette Winslow: Now here's something I didn't know. Carl Otis Winslow: I'll get that, you must be having a rough day. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: State your name. Ty: No, he's Eddie's brother. Steve who? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You remember our flyer party, the one that I'm clearly on record as totally aganst. Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name! He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons. [walks into the bathroom]. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Stevil was back and he was coming for my soul! Harriette Winslow: Oh, well it's nice to meet you, Curtis. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No thanks, Eddie. 8. [Steve goes to answer the door] I'm going to consummate, I'm going to consummate. Harriette Winslow: [Opens the candy box] Candy missing. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Harriette, stupid means good. Laura Lee Winslow: I'm not sure what day is this? "What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Harriette: Well, if he remembers you, he's used to you looking like a jerk. "Tomorrow, Dad!" Steve Urkel: Waldo, how could you do this to me? Carl: [after kicking Steve out of the house] And don't you ever come back! Waldo: I'm sorry, Steve. Laura Lee Winslow: Tonight is the charity bachelor auction. Sign up | Log in An . We'll start with a common Korean phrase. Join. The Urkel mock will think bigger in potential screw-ups for teams that have valued assets poorly in the past than for teams that have made few mistakes. Steve Urkel: I can't! You're taking me out for dinner at Chez Josephine's. No, you're not invited. So, what's cookin', good lookin'? The Nineties. [Faces Eddie] Look at him, charming, handsome, popular. Hey, you could be making this whole thing up! Steve Urkel: [opens the back door] Surprise. Carl Otis Winslow: That boy is Looney Tunes. Harriette Winslow: Abrasive? Whoa, I'm being pushed back in! Waldo: Laura, I know I'm just wasting my time, but would you like to kinda, maybe go out with me, sorta, tomorrow night, maybe? Carl Otis Winslow: I told him I was taking him over to see you. Just as I thought. All these people think the party is tonight. All the doo da day. Carl: Are you implying that you're not having a good time? Steve Urkel: Well, ya see, we had a little muffin mayhem. Carl Otis Winslow: Might have. So I walked in the library, sugar, I couldn't believe my eyes, there were THOUSANDS of books just sitting there waiting to be read. Lt.Murtaugh: Do you know that woman Winslow? "Some people are ignorant, they're afraid, they hate anybody and anything that's different. Reading, 'Riting and Racism? Laura: No! Get up and get your own pie! Waldo: Hey, you don't have to like my cookin', but, please, don't call me names! I met Raoul. Carl Otis Winslow: I do not care what other people think. So, if I tell him I don't remember him, I'll look like a jerk and I still won't remember him. [takes note and crumbles it, Laura slams locker door, revealing the word 'N*gger' spray painted on it]. I'm starved. Laura Lee Winslow: That's right, I don't know, and I still like the Cards. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Ooh, that's nice! But, you're a teacher, Ms. Steuben, and a daaarrn good one. Welcome to Leroy's! Rachel Crawford: Harriette, we've got to talk. I'm drawn to you. Besides it's just a joy ride what could go wrong? next semester, are ya? Some Sorry looking roses that are 3 hours away from potpourri. You're making me blush. Maxine Johnson: Yeah and poor you, you gonna miss your prom. [Greg leaves as Willie walks in with Waldo and the crowd boos him. I'm getting penalized because I'm emotionally stable! He woke me up too. I only got the date wrong on one flyer. Carl Otis Winslow: You know you were rude to that guy, Harriette. Edward, sure I got a moment. Laura: Ma, the package said to cook it at 275 for 20 minutes. Harriette Winslow: Yeah. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: What? And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Yeah, I went to sleep and Stevil made a guest appearance. Ken: [Grabbing Steve by the collar] THAT FEEB YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT WAS ME! So they picked up all our stuff and moved us. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, cash is so impersonal. You know what? Laura Lee Winslow: Yeah, but only for one month. "Nubbles Sucks Face with Nerd!". Carl Otis Winslow: Hello. You are such a sweetheart. You know that? A small gastronomic goof up. Carl Otis Winslow: You know son, if Screwing Up ever became an Olympic event. When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul. Steve Urkel: To keep the camera on him and forget all the other meatheads. Carl Otis Winslow: Why not try the truth! Could you write that A down on a piece of paper? [to self] WOW! Carl Otis Winslow: Oh, well how did that happen? Steve Urkel: I hurt myself. Laura Lee Winslow: First you better sprout a chest. Myra Monkhouse: Mr.Winslow, I am very sorry. First of all, this is not a real date. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [last lines of the series] Do I get a welcome home kiss? Read the card, read the card. You know that in Kenya, "Urkel" means "a benign cyst on the foreleg of a wildebeest"? An illustration of a horizontal line over an up pointing arrow. I'll just begin a rigorist-training schedule. Eddie, your father left you three messages for you and you never called him back. . Steve Urkel: [Climbs over the balcony and falls] Oh! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yeah, well you have to get rid of them. Laura: For the last time, Steve. Or was it yellow? Stefan Urquelle: Steve, what's up with your cousin? Steve Urkel: Yeah, and then if you sneeze why, your entire head explodes like a cherry bomb in a cantaloupe. Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. Carl: Rachel, Carl was my great grandfather's name and there is no way that I'm gonna change it. Harriette Winslow: No, Carl let's call it what it really is, Cheap and Lazy. Ms. Steuben: Get a hold of yourself, Steven. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I'm missing the parade. I felt like I was one with the Bee-Oh-Sphere. Carl Otis Winslow: Richie, I get the money back if the helmet breaks. Cassie Lynn: Well, we just got some really hot photos of you being romanced by the Prince of Passion here. He breaks something a beaker along the way]. I never got less than than an A. Steve Urkel: So, I can't live with that! Laura: This is just a model, right? Eddie Winslow, front and center! See more ideas about steve urkel, humor, urkel. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [sympathetically] Eddie, Carl was just about your age when he lost his dad. [Willie grabs Waldo and takes him with the cops who arrested them], [Steve has humiliated Willie at the party that he grabs a small glass of Vodka and pours it into Urkel's cup]. Stefan Urkelle: Where did you learn all that? Carl Otis Winslow: Or in my case, Hello Rubber Chicken. A heart that hurts. Steve Urkel: Yes! [laughs]. Harriette Winslow: [Eddie got pulled over by the cops, and a ticket] What was the problem? Let's trot on over there and see what develops. Stefan Urquelle: You can take a bus or an airplane. In fact, they finally introduced me to my grandparents. Stefan Urkelle: [Fed up with Carl Urkel annoying him constantly] That's it, go home! Carl Otis Winslow: [More excitedly] Yes, ma'am! Steve Urkel: This page is in Korean. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Is that the problem? Steve Urkel: [runs back into the living room] Sorry Rachel! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I'll bet that's what the bug was thinking, too! Right now we're going to have a wedding, but directly after that we're going to have a funeral. I just caught her, that's all. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl, you lazy slug! Willie Fuffner: I'm gonna trash Urkel's locker! Can you imagine that? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It was on his tongue! [someone has just smashed into Lt. Murtaugh's classic car]. Laura: [as Steve walks he sobs and cries on Laura's shoulder] What's the matter baby, did you eat some bad cheese again? During the class picture, you don't have to sit with the girls in the front row and hold up the class. One Now, let's read it! Steve Urkel: [collecting] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. The wind has chapped my lips. I'll grab my stuff and I'll be out of here tomorrow. Look I clued everybody in. Steve Urkel: Well, isn't that just a FIIIINE kettle of fish? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'll have you know, I'm not in Italy. Steve Urkel: [to Carl] They actually give this guy bullets? Rachel Crawford: When the paramedics got there, they thought SIXTY-SEVEN people had died! Harriette Winslow: And I always mark the year, you gave it to me. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, I know that I'm not worthy of you, but I just can't help loving you. Laura: Where did you get the money for this? [the oven explodes from the kitchen and Waldo emerges], Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I think we're gonna need a new stove and a floor to put it on. Steve Urkel. I can't think of a single reason not to do this every week. Laura and Judy, divide up the rest between Barbie doll fans and Lego lovers and get them upstairs too! Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: He must've been dangerous. Steve Urkel: [dropping his bowling ball and hyperventilating]. I'm not your personal doormat. Harriette Winslow: Carl was nice enough to invite you into his game and you've been acting like a jackass. Steve Urkel: I can't help it, Laura. You're grounded for two weeks and you are to stay away from my car until it learns self-defense. A few minutes ago, I just saw Laura and I fanted. Why are you guys dressed like that? If you cut me, do I not cough? And instead of admitting to it, you got yourself involved in gambling. You think she'll really kiss Steve? A spin-off of Perfect Strangers, the series revolves around the Winslow family, a middle-class African American family living in Chicago, Illinois. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well of course it's a Greek party, it's a sorority! Donna Santangelo: And get this, Urkel's tuxedo fits! During the class picture, you don't have to sit with the girls in the front row and hold up the class sign. But I have feelings, too. [looks over to the busted parts of the transformation chamber]. Steve Urkel: My uncle, Elijah Urkel, has been struck by lightning four times. Steve Urkel: I've invented nuclear batteries. Steve Urkel: Laura, suppose I arrange for you to meet Johnny Gill personally. My parents play this with me all the time! Steve Urkel: Hi Laura, my little sweet potata! Harriette: That won't get the stains out. Steve Urkel: Hey, I was following Eddie's instructions. Harriette Winslow: She says OGD's a great kid, but he hasn't had it easy in his life. [faints]. Steve Urkel: Why, sure! I mean, I'm a fast runner, Eddie, but sooner or later, you just gotta stop running. Some of our pickup lines are just for laughs. Laura Lee Winslow: No, I think we learned that Steve's experiments has gone too far. Harriette Winslow: Laura, you've had your head in those books all morning, got a big test coming up? Carl Otis Winslow: [to the racist cop who pulled Eddie over] You know, I don't know how that badge stays up, because it's pinned to sludge. Weasel: [pulls out a lot of cash from his pockets] Look at this $1500 dead presidents and the homies are still coming in. It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any important paper work. Steven Quincy Urkel: I'm not through! I mean the guy's a feeb. Topics Nerd. Where do I sign? Carl: [in his regular voice] I have no idea. I'm going home! Steve Urkel: I've taken a vow of chastity. Hey Steve, would you like a breast? We all stand nice and quiet until Gramps and Granny make it legal. Rodney Beckett: [after seeing Eddie's music video] I can't believe it. The truth is you deserve a kiss. Bushwhacker Luke: 'Cause they couldn't catch her till then! He opted ofr early retirement. Carl: Harriette, there is a car in the living room. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh, cool. Lionel: Really? [Urkel is playing Danny Boy on his Swiss Melody Chimes and Carl is furiously awaken by it. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: March 10, Went to the market. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well it wasn't funny. She xeroxed it over and over and over and over and [Steve covers his mouth for one second. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yeah? And from that day on, EVERYBODY could use that library. There's room for you and there's room for me although let's be quite honest, you take up a lot more room than me. Eddie didn't have to come back here and confess. Laura Lee Winslow: No, it's the whole school! You ever been down to the slaughterhouse? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'm not dreaming anymore. Will you marry me? Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, your old man's read a book or two. Bushwhacker Luke: Me mother was arrested by cops last night! I'm cooking breakfast. Laura, please. Waldo: You guys think you can walk all over me because I'm dumb. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: I'm flat broke, dad. You had an accident. Every time I ask her about it, she just cries and takes another Rolaid. They help move along our sentences. Steven Quincy Urkel: I will *not* sleep in the bathtub! He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. Carl Otis Winslow: Better, I locked him up. Carl Otis Winslow: [pulls up a chair] Sit down, Edward. Newsflash, Eddie! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Fletcher has a bigger family then we thought. Well, why didn't you tell me? Now can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't ground you for the rest of your life. Steven Quincy Urkel: But I'm going the recommended cruising speed for this vehicle Any more could be risky. [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the last one]. It's not funny, it's dangerous. Why, it'll ruin my transcript! [music abruptly stops] Look at yourselves. I was just talking with your grandmother. Laura: There's an Urkel in our defense department? Harriette Winslow: So what you're saying is it's full. Estelle Winslow: Carl! What do you get when you multiply a negative by a negative? Steven Quincy Urkel is a fictional character on the American ABC/CBS sitcom Family Matters, portrayed by Jaleel White. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Bright side? 1. Suppose I made it happen. [Notices no one is there anymore] Well, I thought it was a good story. Steve Urkel: Because, I love you love you love you! [stares at the racist cop] Black. Urkel defeats him]. Boyd Higgins: Name's Boyd Higgins, but ym friends call me Buck! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: I prefer to call it sharing. Carl Otis Winslow: The guy who wrote The Three Musketeers? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Every day for 6 months. Second, no one must ever know about this "non-date". Then we par-tay, see no problem. Was it fair that you stood your father up for bowling? Steve Urkel: Of course. I-I-I see. Maybe a better word is Loud. Carl Otis Winslow: Steve, The real Psycho Twins would have still been in the ring wrestling, If It wasn't for Your stupid sleepy juice. 5. Oh, good. Myrtle Urkel: Oh, how true, how true! Rachel Crawford: Uh, Steve, would you mind coming over to the restaurant on Sunday at about 7:30? Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, they applauded when we left. Carl Otis Winslow: [packing up the camping gear] Boy that was great, a family weekend in the wilderness. [Carl has just gotten wind of Eddie's plans to have a flier party. Harriette Winslow: What's wrong with that? Harriette: Yep, they were yelling at each other and bumping bellies. I'm being born! Steve Urkel: From my stay-away fund. I mean, you are very Laura: Let's just put it this way You have the perfect face for your head. Carl Otis Winslow: Calm down, Harriette, you're overreacting. Let me tell you something though Weasel. Carl: [in an Urkel like voice and gives Stefan some money] Here takes some casher rooney and fix it sooney. Steve Urkel: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Bazooms! So you have to make every minute count. And the reason it hurts is because I've tried very hard to be your friend and all you've done is take advantage of me. Steve Urkel: My "play-ground pass"? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I almost wore that same suit. Laura: Let me tell you something. Laura Lee Winslow: Yeah, that's right, how'd you know? [poins to the part on Harriette's diary] Aha, it's over with me and Raoul. I'm being rejected in my own fantasy. Big guys have never played keep away with your hat on a cold day. Steve Urkel: [cracks up] Oh, that's rich! Laura Lee Winslow: Let's just take that risk. Carl Otis Winslow: Tell me Harriet, before I left for work this morning, did I or did I not tell Edward to empty the trash can? [Turns and squirts filling on Carl's shirt]. Rachel Crawford: Steve, did it ever occur to you that when the door is closed we're trying to keep unwanted people out? What bright side, Weasel? Harriette Winslow: You eat all that ice cream and you can kiss your diet goodbye. Harriette Winslow: Carl Otis Winslow, I'm ashamed of you. He's a very large man who should be here any minute now. Carl Otis Winslow: Well guess what Harriet, it's not empty. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Weasel, you are the last person who should be giving me advice about girls. In the 1991 episode, Steve Urkel was the cousin of D.J.'s friend Julie (Tasha Scott), who gives Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin) some valuable advice, after learning that she has to wear reading . Laura Lee Winslow: Then she demanded her money back when she found out that she modeled ladies underwear. Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, I was steamed, I didn't want to do something I'll regret. [puts his thumb as his mouth, baby voice] If I were five. Lt. Murtaugh: No, because I brought him back. Laura Lee Winslow: [after Steve gives her a ring] This is real! Carl Otis Winslow: Ohohoho and they are personal and private. Steve Urkel: [Steve is suing Carl on the TV show Citizen's Court and Waldo has been called as a witness] Waldo, how did you feel about Pablo? Steve Urkel: Oh, I'm not joking. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: That stinks. [laughs]. It better be a dead relative in your excuse. Get down from there! Willie Fuffner: Because, he humiliated me! Mucus comes in so many colors. Look how big and thick it is! Well it's not cool. So one day I decided to do something about it. Raoul is the new produce manager. You have the right to have an attorney present. Rachel Crawford: Mother Winslow, guess what? Oh, the room is spinning. Laura: Well, Steve, I've been trying to convince Waldo that girls find him attractive. I was kickin' butt. 89. I never got an 'A' before. Stefan Urkelle: It's not just a transformation chamber. Waldo: But, why ya gonna do that, Willie? Rachel Crawford: Maybe you could come back when your voice has changed. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Uh, uh isn't this the Zorro audition? Actor Jaleel White remembers his starring role on the '90s hit sitcom "Family Matters." Harriette Winslow: You hit my husband again and you'll have to answer to me. Steve Urkel: Why, come back here, you little hussy! The Its PurpL logo features the young mug of White as Steve Urkel, with his signature Coke-bottle spectacles and high-top fade haircut that blends into a purple haze riding above the floating. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: But you can't fire Waldo, he's our friend. [Notices Maxine & Laura left the living room] Well, I thought it was a good story. Self respect. Make my day! Steve Urkel: I have a spectacular evening planned! Steve Urkel: It wasn't that play that cost you the championship. Eddie borrowed money from me. Carl Otis Winslow: Edward Arthur Winslow, son I'm ashamed of you. Ms. Steuben: That's that's not funny, Steven. It's a "non-date". Eddie has lied . Steve Urkel: Laura, this is a a really special moment and well, I think we should celebrate it by getting married. But Waldo messed up and put the wrong date on the flyers. Carl, you given me a half-eaten box of candy. Steve Urkel: [while Laura and Maxine hit Steve with two Boston Cream Pies] No, AAH!, WAAAH! Harriette Winslow: Now let's hit the sack. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Why are you upset, Waldo? Harriette Winslow: She's still pretty upset, she wouldn't even touch her dinner. Steve Urkel: King me. Remember you wished that Steve could find out what's it like to be you. Played by Jaleel White, Urkel joined "Family Matters" at the end of its first season, which one of his castmates says was a production decision that changed everything. No. Laura: Dad, you're exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Wrong, cummerbund breath. Dexter Thornhill: [after being found guilty at Urkel's trial] Darn you Urkel, Darn you to Heck! Steve Urkel: [after discovering that the stereo in Eddie's car has had its serial number scratched off] Uh-uh. This is fantastic! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [to Laura] Sugar, I realize you're having a hard time, but you've got to stand up for whatever you believe in, or things will never change. Web. I'm Stefan sweet thing. Steven Quincy Urkel: Come on, yeast! Eddie: I don't believe wat just happened, dad took Waldo to the bulls game. Lt. Murtaugh: Yeah like that's gonna bring him back. Steve Urkel: Oh yeah, just last week, she actually telephoned me in the middle of the night. It's a cool chamber. Laura: I mean it, Waldo. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Myra, your mother told me you came here, so I assumed you're becoming a nun. Steve Urkel: No state your name not name your state. Check it out: Urkelbot: [Dirty Harry Impression] Go ahead, punk! At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Judge Vance: All right, young man, call your first witness. often referred to simply by his surname, Urkel, is the main protagonist of Family Matters. Kanye West name-dropped "Family Matters" star Steve Urkel on his My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy track, "Dark Fantasy." However, Ye originally thought a similar line rapped by T-Pain was "corny," the "Buy U A Drank" singer claims.. As reported by HipHopDX on Tuesday (Sept. 7), T-Pain says Ye stole the concept for the Urkel-referencing line after hearing a similar lyric on his . Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Failure to signal. Rachel Crawford: Good. Laura: Just let me fall! That's one for the books! I'm wearin' you down baby, I'm wearin' you DOWWWWNN! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Wow. Larry Csonka: Yes, spread the word. Steve began working on more elaborate inventions, and in "Little Big Guy" he had a new idea. Carl Otis Winslow: Oh nothing, never mind! I'm a person, and I have feelings, and I demand to be treated with respect and dignity! [Willie is upset at Waldo as Laura shows up to the crime. Steve Urkel: [Talking to Eddie and his girlfriend] You heard her, you're all witnesses. "No mo giet itsu mana! You made me so nervous that I had to go to the hospital to get the thimble taken off. Laura: That you'll never go into outer space again, Steve Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. Laura Lee Winslow: [enters the room] All right, Curtis. Pretty girl, dark hair your sister for God's sake! Harriette Winslow: And you meant every word 8 years ago. Anywhere away from my Laura. Anybody have more punch? Steve Urkel: Edward this stuff's been hawked. I'm telling you straight out, I hate this. [Maxine laughs hysterically after she leaves the house]. Harriette Winslow: I know. Carl Otis Winslow: Well yeah. Carl will understand. Steve Urkel: [Runs across the couch to get away] Fine, fine, fine! Harriette Winslow: [to Rachel] Believe me!