Deadpool: Deadpool: He was torturing me! I don't do it on" then weasel was like FUCk can someone tell me what does it mean and why weasel cursed Russell: What do you say we go f*** some s**t up?Juggernaut: Lets f*** some s**t up is my legal middle name. I know you can! Can I have one of those guns? And three, at what point do audiences say, Enough with the robotic arms?. We're gonna lose 'em. [jumps out of building and lands on knees]. Kids give us a chance of being better than we used to be. Deadpool: As a former X-ManBedlam: Trainee.Deadpool: Thank you, Bedlam. According to theDeadpool: Kubler-Ross.Buck: Yeah. You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? I cant trust anybody! But one day, your old pal Wade's gonna ask you to get back in the saddle again. Tails, you did it for me. "I use a device to slide through time. Deadpool: F*** Wolverine. This might not be the family you want, but it's the family you need. Peter: [suddenly blood splatters on the script, we see Reynolds is shot in the head, as he drops we see Deadpool behind with a gun]Deadpool: Youre welcome, Canada. The one in Minneapolis. Wade? Deadpool: And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. A lighter clinks. from Yentl. Vanessa: Whoa! It's both history teacher and fortune teller. It was me. [Deadpool sneaks into a maternity ward and approaches one of the babies]. Deadpool 2 is an R-rated film, and that is reflected in its dialogue, as are key moments from the movie itself. : 0. Makes you want to hurt others. 1 #11 (June 1992). He called you Justin Bieber. Yeah, you got them all. No it isn't. I only do over the pants mouth stuff! He needs you. Dopinder: It's weird I only ever see two of you. Weasel: Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Deadpool: Deadpool: Just like you, I let him down. Don't scratch! Deadpool: Gary. Rock, meet Bottom. [Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed]. Meet Domino Wolverine: Deadpool X-Force!Deadpool: Walk away! Its me! What's the most pain you've ever felt? It's tough to top the version of the Juggernaut from X-Men: The Last Stand, but Deadpool 2 manages to pull it off. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. And remember the movie "Interview with the Vampire?". Something I could never master. What about your girl and your wife? Deadpool: No. [Restored to full health after his collar broke off] Cable: The names Cable. Deadpool: Something I could never master. Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence? 5 On scant movie budgets. I was once an X-Man! Domino: Its really just a sip of tea at this point.Deadpool: Zip it, black Black Widow! Just walk away.Deadpool: Oh! [Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away]. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. We have rules. That came out wrong. Deadpool Directed by David Leitch. Hi. "I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun." The good news is, I dont think anyones going to miss Shatterstar. Zazie Beetz Pleads the Fifth on Deadpool 3. Deadpool: Enjoy! You shut your goddamn trash mouth! The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." - Deadpool. : Those bullets were, like, super fast. Best Deadpool 2 Quotes. He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. Cable: There was a line I don't remember it while watching it and I didn't get it either . [yelling at Colossus inside the Xavier Institute] Yes. You're just a kid. Deadpool No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. Deadpool: You know what we need to do? Deadpool: Blind Al: Now, look, sugar. You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? Say fuck for me. What's your superpower? Domino Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.". Deadpool: And promise me, promise me one thing: that you'll start judging people not by the color of the skin but by the content of their character. X-Men? : Wade Wilson: I couldn't kill me. Just walk away. F***ed up, insecure, needy, and emotional. Deadpool 2 flips Domino's appearance by keeping Beetz's natural skin tone and created a pale circle around her eye based . Don't look, it'll only make it worse. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Wade Wilson: We compiled a list of the top 5 lines from Deadpool, but a list of that size simply could not contain the awesomeness of this new installment, which is why we've included 15 of the best quotes from Deadpool 2. Don't stare directly into that. A mood that is about to get significantly worse." : Oh yeah. We're better than him! Deadpool Gender neutral. Wolverine: I'm just gonna use this brick. Domino : I should've finished college. Doing the right thing is sometimes messy and fucked up, and not particularly convenient! Ha! Give me a bow and arrow, Im basically Hawkeye. "It's a big house. Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs Wade Wilson: Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the DISPENSER? This funny line from the trailers still managed to deliver laughs when repeated again in theaters. Juggernaut: Big CGI fight comin' up! Yukio, Wade. I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun.Deadpool: Youre in.Weasel: Yeah.Dopinder: F***! Sopranos She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit. : [after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. Let's Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name. Better than we used to be.Deadpool: Youre a lot smarter than I look. Firefist: A great memorable quote from the Deadpool 2 movie on Quotes.net - [As the X-Force team prepares to skydive] Peter: I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous about the high winds? And all I want to do is grab her and see her and tell her that Im sorry, and I cant. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. Hey, big guy, the sun's getting real low. Stay back or Justin Bieber dies! Gender neutral. GAH! You're not a fuckin' hero. He has the bod, attitude, and lines to form the generic, but likable, dad next door as embodied by his interview for X-Force. Morena Baccarin. Firefist: You are not judge, jury or executioner!Deadpool: F*** your rules! : The name's Cable! Oh, that's the sun. Hmm? But worst of all, you broke my heart, Wade. Wade Wilson: That is *so* not practical. Cable: Heres a spoiler alert. Deadpool: People nobody would touch. [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck] A handful of 'Deadpool' fans aren't happy Not when it comes to new images of 'Deadpool 2' character, Domino. Unknown. And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! - Deadpool. Deadpool: [to himself, holding the Green Lantern script] So stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on! I fight for whats right, and sometimes you got to fight dirty!Colossus: You let me down for the last time, Wade. Deadpool: [referring to Russell] Why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? Yeah, but you're, you know, Marvel licensed by Fox. : Deadpool. Deadpool: Headmaster: : Deadpool Retrieved on 2 May 2018. Go get 'em, tiger! George Michael was right. Besides, I will never, ever let our child be named Todd.Deadpool: But heres the thing, isnt that how it always works? I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass. Deadpool: You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? Zazie Beetz's deadpan delivery of every joke made by Domino makes her the breakout star of Deadpool 2. I loved her. You time-sliding son of a bitch. First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. No line better encapsulates Deadpool 2 than his seemingly final words for Russell. There it is. Domino I use a device to slide through time. Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? [while "dying"] [cuts down one bullet then gets riddled by more bullets]. Cable: : Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Um, I just saw the ad. The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. But here we are, trying to overcome our differences. Advertisement: Other Mutants (New Timeline): Nathan Summers / Cable, Russell Collins / Firefist, Cain Marko / Juggernaut, Black Tom Cassidy. You become everything he says you are, but worse. Deadpool 2 is distributed by 20th Century Fox. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. [cracks knuckles and sighs. I mean, look at you, you're just straight shirt-cocking it? The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. : I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the groups name. Its both history teacher and fortune teller. Domino The point is there are people, there are people in this stupid world, besides him, who will treat you right. Wait, no, STOP! 50. Nope! Luck is not a superpower! I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. About my heart? Cable: People think they understand pain. Deadpool: I really should have stayed in college Colossus: She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable. All rights reserved. Hands off that kid, John Conner! Domino: Wade Wilson: Doesn't make any sense. Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler.Cable: I use a device to slide through time. Deadpool: We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Your souls are beyond redemption! : Oh, but Paul! Im about to do something terrible. It's just hard to picture. Men! Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? Im dying in this one, too. Director David Leitch. : Deadpool: "Doing the right thing is messy. I'm dying in this one, too. You dont want to hurt anyone.Russell: How do you know what I want?Deadpool: Because Ive been inside you. He even runs like a fucking pervert. Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. From now on, we'll be known as X-Force. What, we're no longer accepting applications for X-force, unfortunately. : "Domino.". You know what? [Tag: killing, team, youth ] more on this quote . "Bad Deadpool! Kristen? The good news is I don't think anyone is gonna miss Shatterstar, he was a bit of a prick. However, as the movie goes on this line becomes key in understanding who Deadpool is and what drives his quest in Deadpool 2. Id gone international, taking out mass murderers, gangsters, unspeakable monsters. [Deadpool backs off]Deadpool: No need to go full Yentl. Ah, planets. Deadpool: I'm the asshole who got away. Dale! 20th Century Fox. Wade Wilson: I made mistakes! : Come on, we'll do it together. Cable: Deadpool: I dont speak Cantonese, Mister[he looks at card and then tosses it] Deadpool: Well, Im not even going to attempt that. : And nobody fucking realizes it. Deadpool: "Family was always an f-word for me." Cable's relentlessly dark worldview and violent attitude are made much more amusing based on this comparison to the DC films of Zack Snyder. Cable: Cable: Relax. [to Cable] She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable. : Don't scratch! Dopinder: [fighting the Juggernaut] I mean, luck? I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. Ha ha! Published Apr 19, 2018. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman. All right. CUT TO: INT. Deadpool: Deadpool Including the one inside your brain, causing anxiety, confusion, pain. You've been chosen by a higher power. Vanessa awaits. Well, I guess we found something you're not better at. I know it's called a Sea Breeze. He hurt you badly. Just cleaning up the timelines! There we go, the kids call this docking. [Juggernaut rips Deadpools body in half]. I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring. You're welcome, Canada. He winds up a music box and places it on his desk. Obviously there are a ton of references to (and even quick appearances by) the major X-Men players. Fuck it. OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! You should never meet your heroes because, honestly, he's a bit of a dick! Deadpool was an action-packed movie but star Josh Brolin has now revealed that we can expect to see even more action in the highly anticipated sequel which will throw both Cable and Domino into .